Feast of Min XII

Another Feast of Min, most of you by now know what to expect, 
but for the rest of you : We cook a pig, a whole pig. There will be 
other food for all you "Dinners in Training" out there. 
     There will again be a holy war to determine who gets the Banner 
of Blasphemy. The Banner of Blasphemy must be turned in to the EH's 
in order for the Dark One to be represented this year.
     There will also be the culmination of the "Champion of Min" 
competition. This is a title given to the hardest partier in the 
Realms since the last Feast of Min. Mestoph has won both previous 
Championships of Min, but he's getting old.
     There will be a treasure hunt of sorts also. Rumors have come 
through Achoria of an "Amulet of Magic" hidden nearby. Of course 
we're all too lazy to look for it ourselves. Maybe asking some of the 
local dirt merchants...
     ATTENTION: There will be an IC bar set up, for IC currencey. 
Anyone utilizing the bar must show me (Jon) a valid ID.
     WARNING: Parts of this event are going to be offensive. If you 
are one of the habitual complainers about offensive things at Realms 
please note you have been advised. If however you are mature enough 
to handle an "R" rated movie, you should be fine.
     Also note: Some of the plot will require that you haven't spent 
the last 10 years living under a rock in Zimbabwe. Parts of the plot 
will come easier to those who have a working knowledge of certain 
social icons. If however you have lived under a rock in Zimbabwe, 
please come, have a few beers, eat some pig, and just hit stuff...