Schola Antiquus I Final Fallacy

September 21 - September 22, 2002

Site was Sterling Springs Campground - Sterling, MA.

Event Holders were Aaron Metzger, Ian Pushee.

Event Description
A tribute to one of the greatest RPG series ever: Final Fantasy. Don't 
be a spooney bard, come and have a great time. This will be a 
challenging, high-combat questing event.

The cover story: "A town out in the middle of nowhere is besieged by 
powerful demons, come and help the innocents win free."
Event Wrap-up
:: Overheard at Final Fallacy ::

"Welcome to Deedrib." - "...I like swords."
"We have to go to Cactaur Island."
"There is no Rebel base here."
"I summon my thralls to me!"
"From the halls of Valhalla!!!"
"Kupo!"
"Don’t tease the Octopus, Kids."
"The... misspelled... grave of Erdrick..." 
"I think I'll join the Rebels, but the Empire pays better."
"Ifrit! Lord of Fire! I summon thee!"
"One LIT rod, please."
"Intruder in CPU! Activate Attack Orb. Activate Defense Orb."
"Please select a name for the Airship."
"All NPC's! Meteo!!!"
"I am reborn... in my final form!"
"Roger. Team Shortbus, checking in."
"Which way is the Chocobo forest?"
"Remember, Kingdoms are always good, Empires are always evil."
"Reflect!"
"How many Phoenix Down's can I buy with this?"
"The technology that the empire possesses is incredible!"
"Rebel Scum, how dare you enter my throne room."
"Stupid sexist moogles..."
"Look! We found the economizer!"
"You stepped on the switch!?"
"And this is Cid's latest invention..."
"I don’t know if my family history is tragic enough..."
"Holy! Holy! Holy!"
"This loading screen sucks..."
"A Bridge across the Ocean? That could take... one, maybe two hours."
"Don't bother, we already looted those pots."
"So what's the name of the final summon?" - "...Puuuuu..."
"Who dares to summon me?!"
"I've heard about these Celestial Stones.  Dot dot dot."
"It's a frog."
"That is the ninja star?!"
"I need more MP! Hook me up!"
"Where's an instruction manual? Look it up! What does it do?!"
"Dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun...."


First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who came for making this 
event such a great success. The PCs were upbeat and excited about 
everything that was going on, and did an admirable job of taking all 
of the new calls and quirks in stride. I hope that everyone had as 
much fun as I did. 

As for the NPCs, you guy were fantastic -- there was so much going 
on, and so many different crunchies to play (about 56 unique 
enemies), I was continually amazed by the great job everyone did 
keeping it all straight. 

Thanks again to everyone who came and played for the weekend, it was 
a blast. 
-Ian (bright) 

PS: If you came to the event, please review it and let us know what 
worked and what didn't -- so we can do even better next year.
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